She cited a CDC report that found that 44% of straight men had said they’d had anal sex, along with an academic study that found that, of the men who’d had anal, over half had also participated “in oral-anal sex, manual-anal sex, or anal sex toy use.” Proposed her male friend: "'Oral is the new sex, and rim jobs are the new oral.'"įurthermore, in a Daily Beast article from later that year, Gabriella Pailla declared 2014 the "Golden Age of Buttholes," referencing the Nicki Minaj song, “Anaconda,” from 2011, wherein she rhapsodizes about a lover who “toss my salad like his name Romaine,” as well as Woody Harrelson’s character on True Detective, a true alpha who nonetheless “performs a rimjob on the young secretary who he’s cheating on his wife with.” Esquire asked 500 men, in a 2013 survey, “During foreplay, what’s the one thing you want more of from your current partner?”-to which 12 percent answered “more rimjobs.” Gawker, in appropriately glowing terms, ran an essay called “ The Booty-Eating Renaissance.” Maureen O’Connor, writing for The Cut in an article entitled “ Beware: Rim Jobs Are on The Rise,” noted that, in her experience, women were significantly more open to public discussion of the butt, though, in private, straight men were far more passionate on the topic. As some may recall, it underwent something of a renaissance in 2014. UrbanDictionary, the go-to for shit like this (and the number-one internet destination for people who can’t quite remember the name of this site), has an entry, published in October of this year, for the properly spelled “Ass Eating Season,” the definition of which reads: “Known as ‘ass eating season,’ late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.” (Presumably, the colder months are preferred to summer or spring, for butt-sweat-related reasons.) You can even purchase “Ass Eatin SZN” merch from Barstool’s website, should you decide to profess your undying affection for rimming at your family’s Christmas party.Īs someone who’s been bro-adjacent his entire life-befriending bros, having an intimate knowledge of their hearts and minds, but not professing to be one myself, because I read fiction books and don’t like sports and stuff-I was frankly alarmed: Since when was ass eating such a big thing? What was behind this nascent social media movement? How did an historically gay, even taboo sexual act become fodder for countless memes by an alpha male subset of hetero white guys?Īss eating, or rim jobs, or rimming, or tossing salad, is the act of licking or tonguing your partner’s anus for sexual pleasure ( herewith, a handy guide). Search the hashtag “asseatingszn” on Twitter, too, and you’re likely to come up with myriad riffs on the concept-most of which involve bros, and a good portion of which involves Barstool (or Barstool writers or podcasters). Here is a yet another, depicting Christmas stockings organized to spell out, you guessed it, “Ass Eatn SZN.” Here is another, of a girl dressed up for Halloween in a costume that I can best describe as a “tossed salad.” Here is a recent post, featuring a bro with an “ASS EATN SZN” hockey jersey.
Sandwiched between pictures of hot college girls, drunk dudes incurring bodily harm and chill reposts of cute dogs-because bros love cute dogs, too-this ass eating content seems both of a piece on Barstool’s Instagram and noticeably out of place. But amidst the photoshopped blur of highly attractive people, places and things, I’ve become enraptured by one particular trend: the amount of ass eating-related content from the leading media platform for heterosexual white bros who thought it would be “funny” to vote for Trump, the great and powerful Barstool Sports. I’m still an amateur-I haven’t even posted my first Instagram yet, for fear of setting the wrong tone.
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It’s an interesting place, full of pornographic pictures of fried chicken sandwiches, semi-pornographic pictures of bikini-clad models, short videos of drunk people doing stupid shit, cats, dogs, sunsets, Busy Phillips and friends who look like they’re having a better time, in cooler places, than I am.
True story: After years of lukewarm resistance, I recently joined the social media platform, Instagram.